god someone help me please

i mean..... it sounds easy. A few piano chords bangin. I mean picture this. Yur at a party w/ some friends, and u start playin these chords. Than if your really lucky, youll have a base man and a drummer who can keep a beat. Your good friend starts ryming and all the sudden, everyone wants to be you. But my god.... I cant find the piano riff. thanks for your time.


P.S.

If you read this but you dont know how to play poppin them things, just post a message like "man this guy is right"

or "I too wish to learn this g unit riff"