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French Horn Jokes

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French Horn Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a squirrel and a French horn player in the back of a taxi?
A: The squirrel is probably going to a gig.

Q: How many horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100, one to change it, and a 99 others to say how much better they could have done it.

Q: How can you know a horn player is coming to you?
A: The doorbell has missed the tune!

Q: How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
A: Have them miss every other note.

Q: How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Horn player and a goal post?
A: A goalpost that can't march.

Q: How many Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Q: Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
A: Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I played that last year."
"Hi. I did that piece in junior high."

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