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Trumpet Jokes


I once knew a trumpet player that triped over a cordless phone.

Q: Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
A: He's too sensitive.

Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
A: The doorbell shrieks!

Q: What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?"
A: "But Johnny, you can't do both."

Q: What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the trumpet players.

Q: How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.

Q: What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"