LOL. Wish I knew flute jokes that hadn't already been posted.

Hope you guys don't mind me widening the scope a little. My three favorite music jokes are:

Q: How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Q: How do you get a classical musician to stop playing?
A: Take away the sheet music.

And my favorite one is...

Heard from a guitarist after commenting on his lack of dynamics: "Whaddya mean DYNAMICS? I'm playing as loud as I can!"

That one always kills me.

Mike.

while on the subject of guitarists...

what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

homeless

i think i like the other musician jks better... what do a lead guitarist and a vacuum have in common? when you plug them in... they both suck

lol these are so funny sorry i don't have any jokes or anything like that but these are so funny