Q:what did the drummer get on his IQ thest?
A:drool

Q: what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend
A: homeless

did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?
it took 2 hours to get the drummer out.

These r some LAME jokes.
Sorry but they r.
-Claire

Q: why do drummers put their sticks on the dashboard of their cars?

A: so they can park in the handicapped zone

haha but they are so true! yes im making fun of myself, but they are funny to drummers.

what do you do with someone who cant play a wind instrument?

give em two sticks and put em in the back.

what do you do with a drummer who cant play?

(are you ready for this one??)
take away a stick and put em up front!

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haha dont let my band director see that one! he hates being compared to the drummers!

umm yeah why do people do it the wrong way? !***!es me off


CAN I GET MORE COWBELL???????????????????????? CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK!!!!!!

OMG!!! in my band room we have a station with 7 cowbells i ♥ cowbell!!!!! STORY TIME i am a freshman and play snare, one day during practice i was carrying the quints of the section leader, well before i was, a trombone player was carrying it, and i cracked one of his heads, he got all !***!ed and he hates me enough, so i blamed it on the trumbone

I think that's the number one rule in band... Blame anything that goes wrong on the trombone!!!!!

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OH! AND I'm pretty sure they love that too!! ;)

Snare and Tenors sound the coolest on field

For concert band we played more cowbell... it was awesome, the crowd was going crazy

We had a pet drummer in my last rock band. He was cool, he even could talk. (When we let him). Also, I think it is very rude how drummers are compared to Neanderthals and cavemen. Their knuckles may drag on the floor but they have not advanced that far! So give these drummers a break would you all! They people too (sorta), and deserve a place with all the other musicians. If we were playing tic tac toe, then the drummers would most certaily be the X's because all their notes are like that. And they are more comfortable with the letter X. I mean they have X-girlfriends, X-musician friends, and when they hold their sticks up they form an X. The rest of us when we hear a girl has a boyfriend who is a drummer just go OOOOOOOh....thus the O's for everyone else.

So, like I have said, give the drummers a break, or is that break their drumsticks and send them home? I forget, but whatever it was, they deserve our thanks and gratitude. Without them we wouldn't know what non-musician really meant.

Thanks everyone, again I have learned soooo much!!

Lol Roger!!! This has got to be one of the dumbest posts ever post yet on the forum. It deserves to be made fun of!

HEY!just because im a drummer doznt mean that u can make fun of me!...or maybe it doz...but whatever! who cares! I LOVE TO DRUM!