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Hello all...........right this is a competition for all of you out there...........................read to the end of the post and be the first to answer and I will give you a free recorder....................................................and the next 100 posts will recieve a free t-shirt................................................................................................................right, GO!......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................read on...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................well, you`ve come this far............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................dont give up now.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................i know what you`re thinking........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................you`re thinking, well if I`ve bothered to read all this then there had better be something good at the end......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................i cant believe you`re still reading this.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no, actually i can believe it...........................................................................................................................................................................do you know why?........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................because...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................you...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................are.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................a..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................loser............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................do you know how i know that?.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................well, you play the recorder, I mean that makes you pathetic for a start off.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................and then, of course, there is the fact that you sat here and read all of this!..............................but wait there`s more............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................wait for it.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................all you perverts out there are hoping there is a pornographic picture at the end, aren`t you?.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................now that`s just sick.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................right, you`re nearly there......................................................................Congratulations on reading this post to the end (well there are a few more dots left, but let`s not be picky, eh?). Oh, and I almost forgot, take up a proper instrument! The recorder sucks big time!............................................................................................................................................................................................................................lots and lots of love, from the person who plays lots of instruments that are better than the recorder.............................................................................................................oh yeah and there are no prizes!.......................................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You know what is sad. That you spent all that time putting in all those little periods just to pi--(for some reason you can`t right what I was going to, there are to s`s on the end) people off. Man you must have no social life whatsoever. I do agree with you on one thing though, the recorder sucks!!! But still you are a dumbass screwball!!!!!!

hahaaa i agree with ringo, cept the recorder doesnt suck and it is a real instrument. so what was the point of makin this post anyway, just to prove that u kno how to waste time and be an annoyind person?(or maybe u actually had a good reason, i dont kno please tell me if u did. by the way u cant beleive that we`re readin it, but you wrote it. and to think i though i kne sum annoyin ppl, then i read this.

also a free recorder?, coulndt u have thought of sumthin a little more belivable, not like a free t-shirt is any more belivable, but its better than sayin ur gonna give out a recorder to sum1 u dont even kno just because they read a post.

btw ppl who play the recorder arnt pathetic, u on the other hand are.
and again if u had any good reason at all i would luv to hear it.

Ya, i guess I can`t say it totaly sucks, because I play the clarinet that is very similar. I don`t mean to offend anybody that plays it by saying it sucks, but it woulodn`t be my first choice in an instument, but it wouldn`t be my last either.

Sorry! I just came back and read the replies and stuff and realised that I had forgotten to add that this was an e-mail that I got from my friend ages ago and I changed it a bit to suit this forum. I`m sorry I didn`t mean to offend anyone and it was nothing personal against recorder players, it was just the first instrument that popped into my head. Anyway, I`ve decided against posting the other e-mail that I just got........it`s even worse. Sorry, again.

hey i play the trumboner, I used to play a record and i for got all my songs for the recorder. So my sister starts playing the recorder. So i teach her marry had a little lamb and she hasnt stop playing it! So it would be really cool if some on will post a really long and really nice and smooth recorder song so my sister will play some thing else.
Please.