Sorry, I don't know how that happened. I edited it and included it in the following recap.

I hope this doesn't count as a double post... Anyway I'd like to say, wow! Ten pages! That's huge!

To recap this story of awesomeness... and now 546 words...

There was a guy that played purple trombones, even though he'd never been to France before. Fortuitously, his command of the former Soviet Union and its supply of un-ending excited pottery students provided all the purple poppies to many senior research fellows. Brass technology, which was really strange when combined with ceramics, made a crap sound and became a rabid squirrel. Unfortunately, rabies had developed because someone messed up when they tried to cure the atrocious disease but instead summoned IronMan. When IronMan arrived everything changed. No one knew why there were because secretly they weren't from Ghana after all. They were really from Candyland, but that was a whole different story, which we won't recite because of that law that prohibits many musicians from making their own banana crates, generally used to hold random reeds, roaring, rampaging rhinos, and beastly bassoonists bashing the brown bananas until their bassoons were burnt to an unappealing black crisp which was very smelly, but the bassoonists didn't care. They were too awesome =)
and they smelled worse. One day, all of the oboists rebelled, and took our her/his knife to carve toothpicks from their evil conductor guy and exact their revenge by crowing on their reeds!!! Then they decided to take over the U.N., so that music could fill the air with love, joy, happiness and peace without uneducated countries trying to.... ban the saxophones from.... late night TV shows where they were always making people feel like they needed to buy cheap, chewy, Chinese cuisine and awful Argentinean armadillos. "Shall we dance?" asked Velma from Scooby Doo... "Nah." Says Bobby Joe... I don't dance like Chuck Norris. He's so... incredible I could never [dance like Chuck Norris] because Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. He goes skydiving from legal offices onto the rooves of buildings of hungry hippo houses and into spike pits (for some reason). Then the oboes turned even nastier, and they... started playing! They were horribly, extremely, unconditionally evil. They were so evil that they invited the KKK to an orgy But then Mahatma Ghandi showed up and was so disgusted with their behavior he calmed them down with chocolate cookies. When all of a sudden, the mafia showed wielding flutes and clarinets Dressed brightly in their Purple colored zoot suits and rainbow striped socks as well as their jewel-encrusted canes, which they used as deflective weapons of The ultimate musical destruction of the purple trombones!!! Hooray they're finally gone thanks to heroic actions of ironman and his faithful sidekick and ate a seal. Mmm that was delicious. And then they went to the clarinetist's house to get clarinet firewood!!! To make a campfire to roast marshmallows and unruly percussion section members and make more ceramics :O Which brings the purple people-eater into the white house as new purpletarians with large conductor batons. They conducted small orange oompaloompas while they attempted to kill Barney because he is a freaking pain in the mind of any parent. After that they snowmobiled to find the holy Grail They went to the Music for All festival where they marched bassoons!!! And British soldiers in Monty python costumes shot airsoft guns at conspirating tuba players. They were plotting the eradication of Idiots, in an effort to get rid of drummers...


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hi everyone im back. lets thr to make this the most popular thread in the whole forum. then we can gain world domination

anyway . . .

to eradicat idion drummers

esspecialy the evil drummers

in order to recieve

credibility with the mafia.

The mafia began singing

"The Star Spangled Banner"

5 octaves higher than

the gangs of NY

It's the Italians that

cooked and ate all

buffalo wings with spicy

onion rings. After digesting

the band director's dog,

happily drank pepto bismol.