the violin jokes are offensive

    
the violin jokes are offensive    21:02 on Thursday, March 16, 2006          

ultimate_jedi
(30 points)
Posted by ultimate_jedi

i mean really, u maythink im wimpy, but u have to admit, they bash on us alot. they arent even funny. they should get actually FUNNY jokes on this site


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    12:59 on Saturday, March 18, 2006          

rabbitlover
(8 points)
Posted by rabbitlover

I totaly agree with you! I dont know if this one was on this site but I think it was.... The husband says hunny im gonna ride you like a violin and she says I would rather you ride me a like a harmanica That is just plan valgur! I THINK VIOLIN JOKES SHOULD GO!


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    17:08 on Friday, November 10, 2006          

Eleiel
(16 points)
Posted by Eleiel

If that was a sample of the violin jokes, then I totally agree with you. We should make a pettition.


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    14:18 on Monday, November 20, 2006          

plyrseag
(99 points)
Posted by plyrseag

All the jokes are bad and meant to be!

Stop being a wimp.

They're meant for you to go there and say-not funny


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    14:01 on Thursday, November 23, 2006          

TF3_forever
(35 points)
Posted by TF3_forever

I personally don't like the vulgar jokes, but I must admit, I think the corny ones are hilarious! I guess it depends on the context the jokes are being told in...if somebody was telling a violin joke in hopes of actually offending a violinist, then I wouldn't appreciate it, but if the joke is just meant for fun, I really enjoy them.


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    15:08 on Monday, December 11, 2006          

annyippo
(1 point)
Posted by annyippo

Oh my gosh. I can't believe a bunch of whimpy violinist are actually complaining about stupid jokes. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN!! We do, though, the violists of the world have been told so many horrible jokes bashing us and saying how horrible and out-of-tune we play. I have to admit, these joke do apply to some people, just not all. I don't know why anyone would wwant to make a petition against stupin violin jokes. Jeez, get a life people!!


oh, I got another joke for ya though:

Why don't viola players suffer from hæmorrhoids? -
Because all the buttholes are in the first violin section.

HA! gotcha


Re: the violin jokes are offensive    17:22 on Monday, December 11, 2006          

chaos_causer
(31 points)
Posted by chaos_causer

You can't petition for people to stop telling violin jokes. Amendment number one to the U.S. Constitution: Freedom Of Speech.Telling bad violin jokes is a right. Just deal with it. You're not the only ones getting bashed. Try being an oboe for a day, we don't have it that great either, especially since people stereotype us based on the bad or beginner oboists.


   




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