i wanna to say ....that all of this jokes are write!!!!!!!

Well, thank you for that, Pablo.

so gordon ramsey goes to his local samash. he tries out a violin, and then smashes it. he flicks a bass and then kicks it. he strums a cello and tosses it. he picks up a viola, and even before touching the strings, he says, "perfect."

figures.

I didn`t get that joke. What does it mean, that he likes violas?