Anyone have any hilarious trumpet stories out there???

hey yeah i have a trumpet playing friend who one time at a competition thought that he could hit the highest note that he ever could do. and what a bad time to try it. We got to the end of the song "Funky Cha Cha" by Arturo Sandoval and he was pushin and blowin so hard that he pee`d in his pants. It was the funniest thing i have ever seen!