Well, f.u.c.k. us all. Good f.u.c.k. us all. last man: bring your sax with ya...

UH.....what are you talking about???

what about sax. trumpet is better!!!

I`m with you. Email me and we`ll all get f.u.c.k.e.d together, right?

You people are so weird. And don`t laugh at an old cabbage head, it wouldn`t do you any good. Cabbage heads start their revenge while in the stomach`s hydrochloric acid after being eaten. So watch what you say if you don`t want indigestion.

what is there a chemical breakdown in cabbage that reacts with the stomach? I never knew that. What is the chemical, or is it a enzyme? Bacteria?

The scientific explaination of the Brassica oleracea can be found at Wikipedia.org . No prank, it is an informatory encyclopedia. HOWEVER, I CAN say that if you devour me, there will be severe unpleasantaries including flatulence (made by oxygen, methane, carbon dioxide, and hydrogen), and abdomenal pain. Here`s a link for more specific details, NO prank: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

Anything else I need explain? I wished not to go into scientific specifics but it was unavoidable in order to give an exact account. And hydrochloric acid is what breaks down everything and everyone that gets into your stomach chambers. An extremely dangerous substance, capable of extinguishing metal.

Scroll down that link to find the list of eatables that give you problems. I was honored by Wacky Scientist Jr. to be listed. (sheds some tears)

Oh my. I could vomit. That awful French sicko. Um, thanks for sharing your "wealth" of information, Cabbage Head. To the rest of you, there aren`t any pictures (Thank God!) but, ahem, certainly plenty of explainations.