How about,

Piccolo:
More effective in band than
the Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947

Me too, toni. I'm really confused too:D
I shouldn't watch AMerican pie?...hmm..i dunno. i know this 7 year old watched it..and she LOVED it

It's just that one of the characters plays flute in Band...She always talks about "this one time at band camp". She seems so goodie two-shoes, until she drops the bomb of one-liners, and you just crack up laughing about it! Too vulgar to say on here of course!

-Dennis

Let's just say??? That's kinda obvious now....you took all the fun out of their naivete!!! Oh, to be 15 again...one day you'll learn how to make the most out of someone not knowing something. Of course they want to know it! You just can't tell them because it makes them CRAZY!! That's like playing hard to get I guess isn't it.

-Dennis

Dennis, you are so cruel! Ahhh... to be 15 and innocent again. Well, maybe 12 because I wasn't too innocent at 15.

Lera,
There are too many references to my spelling of Avtomat Kalashnikova to be wrong. Actually, about 764 references on Google.
As an example:
http://www.ak-47.net/library/duncanlong.html

~Bilbo
N.E. Ohio

Kara,

Well Lera, My point is that I'm not necessarily adding the A. I understand that the Gun is named after the individual who designed it. However, I copy/pasted the name from a web site. Many web sites have this named spelled with the A added. So, how do you explain this?
Perhaps this item is so endeared to the people that they assign a feminine gender to it inspite the fact that it's a weapon. hmmm.

Allright, now has ANYBODY here ever heard of an A.K. 47 ?????

That is what I assumed that you were referring to. I never heard of anything called the K 47.

So did these folks work on vibrato at band camp? Hahahahahahaha

One time in band class (true story) Jesse Jackson was meeting with Native American leader in the next room, so we had 10 secret service agents in the high school. Two were permanently going back and forth from the bandroom to the choir room. I don't think either had ever seen a piccolo, and they kept looking at me, and looooking at me, and my piccolo. It was pretty funny. These guys are exactly like the stereotypes you see on TV.

For the T-Shirts- how about "Don't make me use this against you..."

15 yrs. old...refering to me huh?..:P
:D

nope..referring to the colonial one...

-Dennis

For the T-Shirts- how about "Don't make me use this against you..."

Now This one I love... Wish I thought of it myself...

Joe B

if i had to make a shirt, i would make the color PINK. i think that color looks very cute on guys:D..
And yea.. "don't make me use this against you.." in the front, and in the back could be "PICCOLO,..."
^_^i dunno.. and in the front i'm thinking of a weird cartoon..



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OH, in the back instead of the word piccolo there can be a picture!

That's a great quote, Joe! "Don't make me use this against you..." Hah! It fits perfectly for a piccolo!

Pink is an interesting color choice... How 'bout the school color? (Nothing against pink!)

^_^yea...my favorite color is pink. It's so bright and it'll stand out, just like the piccolo!! OR you could do a neon green or something..:D