Did you know that the clarinet is the best instrument known to man? Seriously, it has three different registers (charlmamode (I soooo spelt that wrong), clarion, and altisimo), 10 billion different fingerings, and ridiculously hard parts to play in any concert marches that we somehow seem to master quickly. Yes, I know that flutes are "sweet and pretty" and trumpets can blare your ears out, but the clarinet is one of the only instruments (excluding oboe, and all stringed instruments) that depends on wood for a good vibration. Think about it, would you rather hear air travel through some clanky metal, or it lightly traverse through deep, black wood that makes mysterious wooden vibrations? I love the clarinet, do you?

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