do you know any really good oboe jokes?

if you do,i would be very happy if you could share it..?

please, help me.
i need one for my oboeteacher, and i haven´t ever heard any.

even the bad ones are good now..

Here's some...they're pretty lame though.

Q: What is the definition of a half step?
A: Two oboists playing in unison.

Q: What is the definition of a major second?
A: Two baroque oboists playing in unison.

Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his electric tuner

Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The oboe burns longer.

Q: What is a burning bassoon good for?
A: Setting a oboe on fire.

Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.

Q. When is an oboe a good oboe?
A. When it's down a toilet

thank you so much abijah.
i will tell some to him.

but could you tell me what a SCUD is?
i´m from finland, and thanks for my english, i didn´t understand the punchline..

i have one too
What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up an oboe!