8notes actually has a musical joke page. If you don't like them, you can request for your own jokes to be posted there too.

http://www.8notes.com/jokes/

um they actually do make sense, you just have to have some musical knowledge. Like the one about bassoon players, the definition of a perfect second is two bassoon players playing in tune, or somethin like that, it is saying that bassoons are always out of tune, so it sounds like each of them is playing a different note. same applies to piccolos/sometimes flute too...and oboe....and people who cant play very well. :/ lol

I thought the jokes here were hilarious! some were a tad insulting though

Q: What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet?
A: Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument.


Such as this one.... that's sort of mean...

Hey, it's not that hard to keep in tune on an oboe...

There were way too many jokes about burning bassoons and oboes. How friggin insulting! Those people have never heard the good quality sounds of oboes.

Seems they have lots of hate-ful jokes towards all the instrument players

Shame on them!

Yes! Shame on them!!!!!!

totally... most musical jokes are insulting... like this one sax player i know told me this joke.

Q: What's the difference between and oboe and an onion?
A: When the oboe gets chopped up no one cries...

so not true

grrr. musical jokes are evil...

except for the what do you get when you roll a piano down a mine? (a flat minor)

but still, why would you roll a perfectly good piano down a mine...

Is there even one oboe joke out there that isn't insulting and rude?

probably not... how about you write some:D

music_girl: It happens ALL the time. Most people thought I was playing a broken clarinet when I started playing oboe a long time ago D:!

lol.

when i firsted started playing oboe my mom said i sounded like a moose... of so encouraging....

ya people say stuff about hobo and oboes and junk all the time.

Well, don't feel bad. When I started trombone my mom said it sounded like an elephant farting.