Here are a few jokes my old teacher sent me....


How can you tell a drummer is at your door?
A - The knock keeps speeding up

How can you tell a singer is at your door?
A - You open the door, and he still doesnt know when to come in

What do you throw a drowning guitar player?
A - His amp

What do you call 100 acordianists at the bottom of the ocean?
A - A good start

How do you know that the stage is level?
A - Drool comes from both sides of the drummers lips.

Whats the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A - The Bassoon will burn longer

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A - A drummer

Heard from Backstage "Would all the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage...."

Ah yes, and since I am a Bass Player...

You know what they say about bass players?
Long neck, big head!(I play a 5-string so mines thick too!)