hey ppl im a noob at trombone and have no idea how to play it any help?

I am the opposite becuase i play the flute and i am a guy. Boys have the big `ol cases while have a small piccolo and flute cases. Going up the stairs at school when teh football teams come makes me feel weird.

Hey Ben, can see where ur coming from. But at least urs is lighter. HOWEVER you can get a heap more noise out of a trom that a flute.
How many people here do orchestral playing???