It has been asked many times what the neighbors wife comments are all about. Id like to ask you what do you think it means. By the way it is (almost always) not literal.

OK here is the deal i believe that stress really does not help me to learn. I need to escape from the daily grind and everyone does that diferently. I usually go play baskette ball or maby have a bbq. Ocasionaly when things get really rough I seduce a neighbor.

when i get stressed over the trombone i go and pick up the trumpet.... hahah then i realize how easy we have it then the trombone is like 100x easier

but sleeping with the girlfriend aint bad eiether =)

or you could try playing the clarinet and laugh when you can`t do jack. but screw the neighbors wife then go to the daughters room....

hey hey.... its gettin dirty!!!!

but i can kinda play the clarinet... ive yet to understand how the whole key thing works...

its very complicated, more so than the sax or flute, but you should try the neighbors daughter next time....

If she is at least 18 then ..............sounds great!!!