place an answer why the trombone is the best instrument

Because *insert funny comment here* and *insert another funny comment here*.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand done.

The top ten reasons why the trombone is the best instrument:

10. You can disguise it as plumbing.
9. Lepers can play them.
8. Deaf people can hear them.
7. They sound better than woodwind and horns.
6. They can decapitate woodwind and horns.
5. You can make a trombone out of anything.
4. You can make a trombone into anything.
3. You can use trombone cream for anything.
2. The reeds are cheap.

The number one reason:

1. Their existance irritates trumpeters.

Well, I use trombone reeds with my trumpet sometimes, I find it easiers to go lower and jazzier tone. But yeah, regular trombones do annoy me sometimes, though the third trumpets more so.

my boyfrend plays it and its the best

Trumpet reeder, I have no idea what you just said. But, I am laughing if that makes you feel better.

what is a trombone reed? srry i`m just switching to trombone from clarinet so is a trombone reed related to a clarinet reed?

They are more closely related to tuba reeds than they are to clarinet reeds.

Ok, I have to say something.
James- giving up the clarinet?! ARE YOU COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh comon now... Everyone should give up the clarinet....

i feel bad because some poor kid now thinks that trombone players uses reeds...... oh my, there is no reed on the trombone unless your playing the tromboon
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/masfy/picturegood1.jpg
youll find the picture on the bottom of the page..

that is NOT the link i wanted to send....
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://home.att.net/~bobbeecher/trombone/images/tromboon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://home.att.net/~bobbeecher/trombone/trombone-p2.html&h=159&w=436&sz=9&tbnid=lVndLHR9Wb0J:&tbnh=44&tbnw=121&start=48&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtromboon%26start%3D40%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26sa%3DN

o thanx for the picture dude that`s basically what i thought it was so ....ok kool

You mean they don`t have reeds? Oh my god.... What have I been doing then? No wonder it sounds like a cat in heat....

You are all insane. It`s fairly hard to find an instrument as cool as a trombone, but that`s only because there are so few french horn players.