when someone makes a joke about their instrament?!?! i play viola, and those jokes are sometimes funny, but some are like dumb blonde jokes, and i love those!!!!
back to the point... anyways, if you hate me for saying this, GOOD FOR YOU! i do not have a problem with you hating me, i dont care.
email me or reply if you want

sorry guys, i left you hanging about the if you hate me good for you thing, well, what i meant was, you need to not get so mad about those jokes! look into your computer screen and say
" THOSE ARE JUST JOKES! THEY DONT MEAN ANYTHING! I NEED TO HAVE FUN!!! "
ok, say that 5 times! ha ha just kidding, people are going to hate those jokes, and people are going to love telling them. GET OVER IT!
Nikki

oh my email is mikanicole@charter.net if you want to email me
Nikki

I agree, some of those jokes are funny. One of the best jokes I heard was about my instrument (the clarinet)
Q- How many clarinet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A- Only one, but he`ll go through the entire box before he finds just the right one.

haha. i havent heard any good ones about my instrument, but i heard one about a basoon.
q: What do you call a basoon?
a: A farting bed post

actually, its not really funny... well, if you have any good ones, post them here!

you no what? im almost positive that i spelled basoon wrong... opps! :0

This is a conductor joke:
What`s the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back.

haha! thats funny! heres one:

q: Hitler, a conducter, and a blonde are together in a room with you. you have one gun, and two bullets... who do you shoot?
a: the conducter. and twice to be sure.