I found this funny joke about Mozart.

Mozart dies and he is buried in a graveyard. But that night, after the burial, the town drunk hears strange noises coming from the grave. He goes and gets the preacher. The preacher also is confused so he goes and gets the mayor. The mayor listens for a minute, and says, "Ah, yes, there`s the 7th, and the 6th, the 5th, and the 4th Symphony playing backwards. Don`t worry. He`s just decomposing."

Yeah, I know, I know. I tell jokes really badly, but it`s still funny if you get the idea of the joke.

Pianoman5

**** thats not funny at all. this is funny:

there were two nuns in a bath, one of the nuns said, ``where`s the soap?`` the other nun said, `` yes dosen`t it.`` [b/]

get it? i tell you the anwser in two days so be hear if you want to no. it will be around 2:00 british time.

tell us now

O...Come on . TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, if i reworded it then you might get it.


there were two nuns in a bath, one nun said `` wears the soap?`` the other nun said ``yes dosen`t it.

I still don`t get that one about the nun!!!
The 1 about Mozart was funnier!!!

I don`t understand the nun joke either, but it`s still funnier than the Mozart joke. Ha ha...oh my goodness that`s so funny because the prefix "de-" means "not doing whatever..."...like he`s not composing, and then his body is also decomposing because he`s dead. Wow..a double meaning!! How ingeniously clever! That really isn`t funny. I heard that joke in 4th grade and I didn`t think it was funny, even in my stagnant years of immaturity.

Keep up the funny work, nun-joke man!

The joke about Mozart is the worst i ever heard. Even my room-mate`s mom doesn`t do bad jokes like that. I just cant stand musicians jokes. ARE you really p issing your pants with it ? I`m losing my time but i really have to tell that humor is not your field. Reply when you`ll have bazzoka jokes, they`re funnier.

Well, i`ve got one silly joke . It`s not very funny, but still,... quite okie. Nothing to do with Music though.
A grammer teacher : Class, today we are going to learn the word `bean`. Can any of you try to form a sentence with the `bean` word?
Student A : Teacher, I know, I know! My Father grows bean.
Teacher: Good.
Student B : And my Mother eats beans.
Teacher : Very Good !
Student C : And we are all Human Beans!!!

DW`s is so silly it made me laugh.
I got a stoopid one. My favorite.(Quick Note: I`ve got nothing against the Belgian, we, Frenchies just happen to take the pis out of them all the time). There it goes:

How did a Belgian man die while drinking milk?










Answer:
The cow sat down

Hey DW! that`s kinda stealing from The BFG by Roald Dahl! :D

Yeah, know. I`ve never been very good at telling jokes. I didn`t think it was very funny the way I wrote it, either. I was trying to remember it. Sorry.

Pianoman5

Here, I found where I got the joke. I`ll type it from there, maybe it`ll make more sense and be more funny.

After Mozart passed away, the town drunk heard some strange noises coming from the grave site. Terrified, he ran and got the priest. He bent close to the headstone and heard some faint, unrecognizable music. The frightened priest got the town magistrate.
He listened for a minute and said, "Ah, yes, that`s Mozart`s Ninth Symphony, being played backward. And there`s the Eighth..the Seventh..the Sixth.."
Then he stood up and said, "Nothing to worry about. It`s just Mozart decomposing."

Maybe you`ll find it more funny that way. I don`t know.

Pianoman5

Oh! Was that by Ronald Dahl? Sorry, I didn`t know. My sis showed it to me just now. But it sure it`s silly funny. Ha! I`ve got one more..but this one needs more brain power.
One day, in an asylum....
Nurse A : Doctor, U better come and take a look. Patient at bed 12 is making a hell of a rackus.
Doctor : Alright...What is this mad patient up to right now?
Both hurried to bed 12...
But when they reached there, they were suprised to find the patient. All quiet, quite well composed also, except that he`s laying motionless on the bed, back facing it and staring at the ceiling.And soon he started singing. So, they stood there, puzzled. THEN, SUDDENLY,
HE started shaking real badly...
Doctor : Hurry, Nurse, Grab him! He might be going into one bad convulsion!
Then even more SUDDENLY! This patient stopped...lay motionless...and SUDDENLY! Changed and FACE the BED and continued singing.
Doctor : What the hell?
Patient : Just now side A, now side B!

Hey, what`s the crudest but funny joke u`ve ever heard, for me it`s this stupid joke about an Italian who goes tour in an English speaking country. Go check it out. Copy and paste on yr http address. But beware, it sure is offensive. That`s why I`m not posting it here.
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mmtimmy/b.html

It`s about a man who went on a business trip and his wife had no one to...
I`m sure you can find it on the internet somewhere.