Our band is getting hooded sweatshirts this year for marching season, and each section gets their own saying on the back. The saxophonists wanted "Don`t Smoke Reed!", but our band director said no. So I was hoping I could maybe get some more ideas for the shirts. Right now, we`re talking about "Don`t call me Kenny G", since we can`t stand the fact that he`s the best known sax player. Any other ideas?