Hey I was bored an I was searching the some forums and I looked at the Clainet forum( I was REALLY BORED). This guy named Phil McCrevis has been terrorizing the clarinet forums (yes terrorizing) and I was trying to help end his waves of very annoying stupidity. He boasts that he can play eigth notes but he cannot play sixteenth notes (looser) I'm just glad we don't have anyone like that on the saxophone forum. If you want to see his stupid comments go to the clarinet forum and search around you will find him and his arrogeant replies. Don't you guys think he's a jerk (*******)

I have been posting mostly in the flute forum lately but the clarinet forum is where I call home.

Why am I a jerk? You are being very mean. Please don't call me a "Looser" or a "jerk".

As you can read in my profile, I am tough sometimes, but I have a softer side, too. Please see me as a whole and not just the hotshot in me.

Ya i dont play sax but i google mccrevis's name and came up with this. if u check on the clarinet forum right now, there is an thread coplainig about him that has already got 70+ replies. We really hate this guy.

Who on Earth is "We"?

Guys he is terroizing us clarinetists!(well i play sax and oboe as well) and was reading the sax forum and found the same thing here! this is what really upsets me! see what he said to us on the clarinet fourm! he shouldn`t be underminding us like this.

"One thing is for sure, practicing is for the weak (and those that need it). I DON"T need practice and already play better than a machine so why would I ever need to improve on that?"

If Phil really is a better sax/clarinet player than the rest of us, why don't we just accept it.

I accepted it and feel fine. I don't need to ridicule the smart ones.

I'm guessing that Luker98 is really a 6 or 7 year old in disguise. Phil friend requested me, but I denied

Who on Earth is "We"?

pretty much everyone but you on the whole 8notes forum...

trolls r so annoying

I thought he'd left. Maybe he was off touring with his community orchestra, happily playing eighth notes.

i doubt this "orchestra" is any thing half a&& if he were able to make audition w/o being capable of playing 16th notes. Perhaps maybe he was lying about the whole 16th note thing in order to attract attention to himself! That Dirty Bird!

also laserton, Phil couldn't outplay my sax playin in his wildest dreams, I aint scared of that phony bird! I doubt he owns a clarinet!

I bet I could outplay him on the clarinet then! I've blown one before and at least got a decent sound out of it!

lol

nice point music girl:D

techinically anyone can play 16th notes... even if its very slowly:D

I will correct you then.
I have seen pieces with 64th notes. (And I played them also)

It's those long notes that get me. Double breve whole notes, dang after counting the number 4 I get lost and forgetful. So maybe Phil can play 8ths, but can he play whole notes?