Holy cow! A fellow horn player posted the funniest story on the horn list. I've cut & pasted it below. The reason I'm sharing it is because some of you may be tempted to either try this product or kiss someone who has used it. In either case, your playing can be seriously impaired. Consider yourself warned! ~ Valerie, come back horn player

I.had.a.little.accident.yesterday....my.chops.blew.up.before.a.concert....there.was.no.apparent.reason.at.first;then.I
found.it.was.due.to.a.new.lipgloss
that,unbeknownst.to.me,.had.that.lip.plumper.stuff.in.it.//this.is.why.Paris.Hilton.does.not.play.corno.

I.had.no.buzz.hWhatsoever.for.2.hrs.
had.to.ice.the.chops.before.concert.after.which.I.was.able
to.play.somewhat...the.only.thing.that.cacked.out.was.a.high.C.in.Wizard.of.Oz.Medley.
how.exciting!!!

so.if.you.are.thinking.of.using.LIP.PLUMPERS.to.get.that.pouty.expressions-think.again.unless
you.just.want.a.good.excuse.to.get.out.of.orchestra.rehearsal.

its not really that funny but its ok

What's with all the periods after every word?