thanks im gonna check those links out.....

http://www.musicplayer.me
online music players

Black Eyed Peas provides music that works only in the presence of clear heels, wiggling tramp stamps, and upside-down single mothers. Jeremih has a birthday present for his special someone – a urinary tract infection.

Plus reviews of U2, Prince, 10 Years, 3OH3! and more. These biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless prick from the hard rock band that is opening for Korn next month – A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/102762

If you want to see us perform with Korn in New Hampshire on May 23, get tickets now at http://www.asimplecomplex.com before the show sells out!

Eminem finally gives a reason to anticipate Relapse, Bell X1 starts making an impact across the pond, Katy Perry surprises me, Lady Gaga doesn't, and more. These biased reviews are proudly brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless guitarist of the hard rock band that is opening for Korn on May 23 – A Simple Complex.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/103924

If you want to see us perform with Korn in New Hampshire on May 23, get tickets now at http://www.asimplecomplex.com before the show sells out!

haha I like the Kanye review, and I agree

thanks js!

here's an update of my last 4 articles.

Halestorm gets off over voyeurism in reverse, Cam'ron makes me toss my cookies, Jay-Z desecrates The Four Tops, Marilyn Manson attempts a comeback of sorts and much more.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/105663

Ida Maria sits around in her underwear for three days without showering to write songs, Tech N9ne recruits Chino XL and Crooked I to explain what it takes to be a hardcore MC, 311 offers a dull pop song, Slipknot learns to be happy, and more.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/106264

Eminem assumes his Slim Shady alter-ego once again and presents one of his most brutal monologues to date, Tina Parol fleeces her two-timing sugar daddy, plus 30 hand-picked heavy rock tracks to kickstart any stale playlist.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/106887

Young Money proves to be the result of five overrated rappers failing to be witty, skillful, or interesting, Anouk rakes bimbos, cheaters and part-time parents over the coals, plus 20 hand-picked upbeat acoustic tracks to kickstart any stale playlist.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/108305

Drake serves up romance with a side order of smut, Kristinia DeBarge swipes a familiar hook to launch her pop career, Depeche Mode creates the perfect juxtaposition of hope and despair, Godsmack provides adequate rock station filler, Bon Jovi participates in an impromptu jam, and more.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/109045

Weird Al lampoons the Lizard King, Lil Kim & T-Pain get hot and bothered on MySpace, and a list of 20 metal songs that will hit you like a ball-peen hammer!
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/109641

Green Day steals and still sucks, Dirty Projectors walk the line between indie and bubblegum, Daughtry taps the ol' maple tree, Moby mixes cute with melancholy, Buzz Aldrin is "so gangsta", and much more!
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/111129

Hey guys! So I found this really cool new band, Carmen and Camille, after they were featured on The Hills. I was looking online and it turns out they're doing a fun remix contest and some of the remixes of their songs are pretty hot. Y'all should definitely check this one out!

http://www.indabamusic.com/submissions/show/8117

Good reviews, I like the cock rock and viagra bit haha

thanks for thumbs up musicluva. here is this week's column.

Learn the entire history of the Eminem and Mariah Carey saga, Weird Al elevates Charles Nelson Reilly to Chuck Norris status, A-Ha still exists, Pet Shop Boys march out the beefcake, Twista's woman has a severe Electra Complex and much more. These heavily biased reviews are brought to you by the sometimes humorous, always heartless guitarist of the hard rock band A Simple Complex.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/113224

Slayer's horror show gets old, Porcupine Tree writes a 55 minute song after passing a road sign, and take a look at the scorecard of this year's best reviewed songs so far.

http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/113924

Excellent cool tracks! i sent a link to some friends of mine

very cool. i'm always happy when people can find new music that they like.

here are my latest two articles:

Alice In Chains makes a triumphant return, JLS steps out of a 20 year coma, and take a look at the scorecard of this year's worst reviewed songs so far.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/114560

Whitney's performance earns a big "Hell to the no!", New Boyz be jerkin' our chains, Pitbull gets his Zumba on, Shakira comes out of the closet, and more.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/115798

Trey Songz teams up with Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em to give Thumpkin a blumpkin, Slaughterhouse teams up Royce Da 5'9'', Crooked I, Joe Budden, and Joell Ortiz for a boisterous party rap.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/116461

Bad Lieutenant is not 'Electronic', Matisyahu combines Judaism, Rastafarianism and rap, Endless Hallway screeches, Tech N9ne growls, and ex-Cranberry Dolores O'Riordan gets carried away on the beach.
http://www.411mania.com/music/columns/117170