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Bass Jokes

Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section noticed?

Q: How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.

Q: How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
A: Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.