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Oboe Jokes



Q: What is the definition of a half step?
A: Two oboists playing in unison.

Q: What is the definition of a major second?
A: Two baroque oboists playing in unison.

Q: How do you get an oboist to play A flat?
A: Take the batteries out of his electric tuner

Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The oboe burns longer.

Q: What is a burning bassoon good for?
A: Setting a oboe on fire.

Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.


Q. When is an oboe a good oboe?
A. When it's down a toilet