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Saxophone Jokes

Q:How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:Five. One to do it, and four to comment on how David Sanborn would have done it.

Q: Why don't sax players like playing soprano?
A: There's no place to hide your drugs,

Q:What do a saxophone and a baseball bat have in common?
A:People cheer when you hit them with a bat.

Q:What's the difference between a saxophonist and a lawnmower?
A:A lawnmower cuts grass; a sax player smokes it

Q:What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
A:The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.