Fun spoof of nursery rhyme, but it really needs the lyrics to be funny. Contact me @ nuclear.froggy@ntlworld.com for the lyrics
Here's some of it:
(Child's verse):
The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain,
The bear went over the mountain…
To see what he…
(Normal verse):
That's a load o' rubbish, want the true story?
We're the most intelligent species,
The most intelligent species,
The most intelligent species,
But it really doesn't show!
The men went over the mountain,
The men went over the mountain,
The men went over the mountain,
And seized the mountain with force!
They seized the mountain with force,
They seized the mountain with force,
The bear was blasted to bits,
The bear was blasted to bits,
The bear was blasted to bits,
Just for the hell of it,