Long Funny Dingle Dangle

Oh, one day in May when Mary lay a-sleeping
Along come a corporal on hands and knees a-creeping
With his long funny dingle-dangle
Way down to his knees.

Three months went by and Mary was in clover
Oh, three months went by and Mary was in clover
She wished that the corporal would come and do it over
With his long funny dingle-dangle
Way down to his knees.

Six months went by and Mary grew much bigger
Oh, six months went by and Mary grew much bigger
She wished that the corporal had never come and frigged her
With his long funny dingle-dangle
Way down to his knees.

Nine months went by and Mary burst asunder
Oh, nine months went by and Mary burst asunder
And out marched a corporal with his regimental number
And his long funny dingle-dangle
Way down to his knees.

AB