Fitba' Crazy

He's fitba' crazy, he's gane clean mad
The fitba's robbed him o' the wee bit sense he had,
It'd tak' a washerwoman his claes to rub and scrub,
Since oor Jock became a member o' that awfu' fitba' club.

The first match he went to play I went to see mysel'
They'd twa half-bricks for the goalpost and a tin can for the ba'
The Prince o' Wales was present wi' a' his ladies fair,
When oor Jock came oot and kicked the ba' right up in the air.
He's fitba' crazy etc.

From Personal Choice, MacColl
RG
oct99