Mickey Mouse (Engineers)
(Nick Krukovsky)

C Am F G7 C
What's the best examination made for you and me?
C Am F G7C
M I C K E Y M O U S E
C Am F G7 C
How do professors too often seem when facing you and me?
C Am F G7C
M I C K E Y M O U S E
C F C F
Drop a third of the class, forever let the flunkout rate be
G7
high, high, high, high
C Am F G7
Each one we burn, should he return, must pass this course from me
C Am F G7C
M I C K E Y M O U S E

Now why is that professors find teaching undergrads to be
M I C K E Y M O U S E
And when company interviewers gape at you what do they see?
M I C K E Y M O U S E
Grades above 65, sometimes all seem to go to those who
scribe, scribe, scribe, scribe
By what means do they judge success in this brain factory?
M I C K E Y M O U S E

Why are courses handed to us as compulsory always
M I C K E Y M O U S E
And why in hairy courses is the text invariably
M I C K E Y M O U S E
Make the labs long and hard, so would-be engineers dispair is
high, high, high, high
Regardless of how well you do, your grade's still set by me
M I C See you next year
K E Y Why? because we flunked you
M O U S E

written by Nick Krukovsky about the Cornell Engineering school
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