Drunk Last Night

Drunk last night. Drunk the night before,
Gonna get drunk tonight like I never been drunk before,
For when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be;
For I am a member of the Souse family,
Now the Souse family is the best family,
That ever came over from old Germany!
There's the Amsterdam Dutch and the Rotterdam Dutch,
The other dam Dutch and the Goddamn Dutch!
Sing glorius, sing glorius,
One keg of beer for the four of us.
And glory be to God that there are no more of us,
For one of us could drink it all alone.

RG