She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Around her neck, she wore a yellow ribbon
She wears it in the springtime, and in the month of May
And if you ask her why the hell she wears it
She wears it for [her lover] who is far, far away.

Around the block she wheels a baby carriage...

Behind the barn, the farmer keeps a shotgun...

or [an Aggie] or [a soldier] or whatever

Note: A mid-1800's descendent of All Round my Hat
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